QAPHELA: Bobabini abasetyhini kunye namadoda bafumana ukuxhatshazwa ngokwasemoyeni nangokwasemzimbeni. Kolu luhlu lwamanqaku, indoda iboniswa njengomxhaphazi ngokunakanwa ukuba umntu obhinqileyo angangumxhaphazi kwaye eyindoda ixhatshazwe.
Kwintsomi yamaGrike, iiSirens zazintathu (kodwa zithandeka ngobuhle) i-nymphs zaselwandle ezazitsalela oomatiloshe kunxweme lwesiqithi ngamazwi abo amnandi. Xa sele zikufutshane kakhulu, iinqanawa zaziza kuthi gingxavu kumatye angaphantsi kwamanzi. Ukwaphuka kwenqanawa, babebambeke elunxwemeni de babulawa yindlala. Ubudlelwane obuhlukumezayo buhlala buqala kwaye buphele ngale ndlela: kukho umnxeba we-siren, umtsalane kubudlelwane bolonwabo, incoko enomdla nenobuqili, uthando, ukuqonda, ukufudumala, kunye nokuhleka-kodwa ke ubudlelwane buphela kabuhlungu, ngeemvakalelo kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ngokwasemzimbeni ukuxhatshazwa.
Ukuphathwa gadalala ngokwasemphefumlweni kuqala ngokujongwa njengejabs ebonakala ngathi iyahlekisa ihanjiswe ngoncumo "olufudumeleyo" kunye nokuhleka okanye ukuhleka kancinci:
- Zijonge esinqeni ... zikhangeleka ngathi zodaka!
- Isinxibo eso sibalaselisa izibambo zakho zothando!
- Kubonakala ngathi uneminyaka eli-10 ubudala ucinezele ihempe yam!
- Utshisile na amanzi kwakhona?
Ubukrelekrele obukhawulezileyo kunye nomtsalane otsala iqabane lakhe lixhotyiswe ngezixhobo kancinci, ngokugxila nangamaxesha ngamanye ngenjongo. Ukuba iqabane lithandabuza izinto ezincinci, uxelelwa ukuba ukhathazekile de aqale ukuyikholelwa-kwaye ngapha koko, uhlala esiva ukuba umthanda kangakanani. Uxolisa ngokukhawuleza, kodwa kuphela kamva ahambise enye ilokhwe:
- Uyazi, xa ufumana i-botox, yenza ukuba ubukeke ngathi sisirhubuluzi!
- Into oyicingayo okanye oyivayo ayinamsebenzi kuba uphambene!
- Ngaba uyathandana? Huh, ngubani lo ubuthetha naye?
- Uyazi, isizathu sokuba ndiyenze le nto kukuba ndiyakuthanda, kwaye ngaphandle koko, akekho omnye umntu oya kukukhathalela ngale ndlela ndenza ngayo. Unethamsanqa ndilapha ngenxa yakho ... ndinomqolo wakho!
- Kutheni usoloko uswele kangaka? Uyi-nag enjalo!
- Ndikunikile i-30 yedola izolo, uyisebenzise phi? Iphi irisithi, ndifuna ukuyijonga.
Kwaye ke ipateni iqala, kunye nokungaqheleki, ukudibana phakathi kothando, ubuhlobo kunye nokuthuka kuguquka kancinci kancinci kwaye kube kubudlelwane.
Ixesha elingaphezulu, izithuko ziye zibaluleke kakhulu- hayi inyani enzima, kodwa ezo zilinciphisa kancinci iqabane ngeendlela zobuqhetseba. Ke, mhlawumbi kwitheko lobumelwane, enye ingxelo yokusika iya kuvela, naphambi kwabamelwane:
- Ewe, kuya kufuneka ubone ukuba uyicoca njani indlu, uvele atyhale yonke into esekhabhathini naphantsi kwebhedi, ngokungathi oko kusombulula ingxaki yethu yobumdaka (kulandele ukuhleka kunye ne-wink).
- Uyichitha ngokukhawuleza kunokuba ndinokuyenza ... kuye kwafuneka ndithenge iimpahla ezintathu ezintsha kwimpelaveki ephelileyo, into malunga nokuzuza ubunzima. Uhlala esitya ekhitshini. Undixelela ukuba unengxaki ye-thyroid, kodwa uhlahlela phantsi isonka segalikhi njenge-cavewoman!
Ngamaxesha athile, uxhatshazo olo lunokuthotywa ngakumbi, ngakumbi xa kufikwa kumba wesini. Uya kucela isondo, kodwa udiniwe kakhulu ukusuka kumhla weeyure ezili-14. Inomsindo ngenxa yokwaliwa, inokunyanzelisa:
- Yazi ukuba yintoni ingxaki yakho, uyabanda. Kuyabanda ebhedini! Kufana nokwenza uthando kwibhodi! Ukuba andikwazi ukuyifumana ekhaya, mhlawumbi ndiza kuyifumana kwenye indawo!
- Kutheni ndichitha ixesha elininzi ndithetha nomhlobo kaBrad uJess? Kuba uyandimamela, ubuncinci umntu undijonge! Mhlawumbi uya kuba lapho kum xa ungekho!
- Umbhalo (onomxholo wesondo okanye umfanekiso) awuthethi ukuba ucinga ntoni, uphambene. Leyo yingxaki yakho, uphambene kwaye uphangela, nditsho nabazali bakho bandixelele ukuba uphambene ngaphambi kokuba ndikutshate!
- Ukuba uqhawula umtshato (okanye ushiya), ndiza kuthatha abantwana kwaye awusoze ubabone!
- Yimpazamo yakho ... enyanisweni, zonke iimpikiswano zethu ziqala ngenxa yokuba uhlala usokolisa (okanye ubaleka ujikeleze nabahlobo bakho, njl.)!
Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha, amagqabantshintshi athatha ithoni eyoyikisayo, njengaxa umthengi ebonisa ukuba umyeni wakhe, unogada oneTaser, wayeye kuye phambi kwabantwana babo abathathu, waqalisa ukukhuphela isixhobo kwicala lakhe. Wayixhasa ngekona, wawangisa iTaser phambi kwesifuba sakhe, lonke elixa ehleka kakhulu, emva koko wamxelela ukuba wayephoxekile xa ekhala ebunzimeni.
Rhoqo, ukuxhatshazwa ngokwasemphefumlweni kunokubonwa ngendlela oziva ngayo okanye ocinga ngayo kubudlelwane:
- Ngaba uyakholelwa okanye uziva ngokungathi ufuna imvume yokwenza izigqibo?
- Ngaba uyakholelwa okanye uziva ngokungathi nokuba wenza ntoni, awungekhe umkholise iqabane lakho?
- Ngaba uzifumanisa uzama ukuthethelela okanye ukwenza izizathu zokuziphatha kweqabane lakho kuwe kusapho okanye kubahlobo ababuza ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni?
- Ngaba uziva udandatheke kakhulu, udiniwe, unxunguphele okanye ungajonganga, ngakumbi okoko ubudlelwane bathathe ithuba?
- Ngaba uzifumana ulilolo okanye ungazihlanganisi nabahlobo kunye / okanye nosapho?
- Ngaba ukuzithemba kwakho kuye kwehla kangangokuba ngoku uyazibuza?
Kwiiseshoni ezizodwa kunye nabaxhasi, ndibuze:
- Ugqirha: “Monica, ingaba oku uziva ngathi luthando kuwe? Ngaba yile nto ubuyicinga xa ucinga ukuthandwa nokuhlonitshwa ngumyeni wakho? ”
- UMonica (ngokungathandabuzekiyo): “Kodwa ndicinga ukuba uyandithanda nyani, unengxaki nje yokuyibonisa, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha uyakhuthazeka. Phezolo upheke isidlo sangokuhlwa wahlamba emva koko. Uye wandibamba ngesandla xa sibukele i-sitcom ... emva koko sabelana ngesondo. ”
- Ugqirha . Iminyaka emihlanu? ”
- UMonica (unqumamo olude, zehla iinyembezi emehlweni akhe xa eyamkela inyaniso kuye): “Imbi kakhulu okanye siqhawule umtshato? Ndicinga ukuba angathandana, okanye ndiza kuthanda, okanye ndiza kumshiya. ”
Kunyango, ndiye ndafumanisa ukuba uninzi lwamadoda nabasetyhini alunako ukuchaza okanye ukuchonga ukuxhatshazwa ngokweemvakalelo, kungasathethwa ke ngalo. Babuza ukuba ingaba bajonge nje okanye bafuna isithuko, ngokwenza njalo bahlala bethe cwaka. Njengomhlaza, ngumbulali othuleyo kulwalamano. Kwaye ngenxa yokuba kungekho manqaku emzimbeni (amanxeba, imivumbo, amathambo aphukileyo), bahlala bezama ukunciphisa umonakalo owenziwe ngawo. Owona mqobo mde ekuqondeni okanye ekuthetheni ngokuxhatshazwa ngokwasemphefumlweni yimeko ekholelwa ekubeni izihlobo, izihlobo kunye neengcali azizukubathatha ngokungathí sina.