Umxholo
- 1.Netflix & Chill isimbo esitshatileyo
- 2. Uxinzelelo lomfazi
- 3. Ukufunda ngengqondo okungathandekiyo
- 4. Isela leekuki
- 5. Ndicela uthi akatshatanga!
- 6. Intune engafezekanga
- 7. Yessss vumela
- 8. Ipitsa ekhukhumeleyo
- 9. Okwangoku
- 10. Shake chocolate
- 11. Izintso ziyathengiswa
- 12. Amagama okugqibela
- 13. Umlingo womfazi
- 14. Uhambo oluhle
- 15. Ukwahluka kwezimvo
- 16. Uvuyo lomtshato
- 17. Uyazi
Amaphupha ethu “olonwabo emtshatweni” awafane ahambisane nenyani. Endaweni yoko, uburharha bufumaneka kwezinye zeemeko ezimangalisayo, nto leyo engumqondiso olungileyo. Ukuba isibini sinokuhleka ngamanye amaxesha obukrakra nocaphukisayo oziswa ngumtshato, ngokuqinisekileyo banomtshato onomona.
Nazi ii-tweets zethu esizithandayo ezibamba iindawo eziphakamileyo kunye nezantsi zobomi bomtshato
1.Netflix & Chill isimbo esitshatileyo
URodney Lacroix
"INetflix kwaye oh umfazi wam ulele sele"Cofa kuTwitter
2. Uxinzelelo lomfazi
Nozipho Benoit
"Kuthatha konke ukwenza iliso elingummangaliso ukwenza eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu kwabasetyhini ukuyenza bodwa kubudlelwane bonke abakhe baba kubo"Cofa kuTwitter
3. Ukufunda ngengqondo okungathandekiyo
UDorky Romano
"Elona candelo lililo ngomtshato kukufumana ingxaki ngokuya kwindlu yangasese xa iqabane lakho belicinga ngokuya kwindlu yangasese"
Cofa kuTwitter
4. Isela leekuki
Umqambi womhlathi
“Ndoda: Ziphi intombazana ezihlola amaqebengwana? Mna: Sikhuthuziwe.Umyeni: Bathathe amaqebengwana kuphela? Me: Kulungile ke nevasi uMama wakho usithengele iiholide. Uqhelekile akunjalo? ”Cofa kuTwitter
5. Ndicela uthi akatshatanga!
UAndy H
“Mhlobo: Abantwana bethu bemkile noomawokhulu babo ngoko ke ndikhupha umfazi wam ngokuhlwa nje. Mna: oh wow, ingathi ngumbulali okanye uzakuyenza ngokwakho? Umhlobo: um, uthanda ukutya. Mna: Phola, phola. ”Cofa kuTwitter
6. Intune engafezekanga
URodney Lacroix
“Mfazi: Ndiyathanda ukuba sigqibezane. Me: Iziselo? Umfazi: Intoni? Hayi bendizakuthi izivakalisi HEY UPHI OWAM. Mna: Margarita? ”
Cofa kuTwitter
7. Yessss vumela
Umama ohlekisayo
“Myeni: Masenze into eyahlukileyo kwaye sonwabe! Mna: * umshiya nabantwana abangxolayo ngelixa ndiyokuthenga * ”Cofa kuTwitter
8. Ipitsa ekhukhumeleyo
UEric
"{Uthumela imiyalezo umfazi evela emsebenzini} masenze" senze ubusuku bakho be-pizza {ukuthumela imiyalezo umfazi esofeni} iza kwenziwa nini ipitsa yam? "Cofa kuTwitter
9. Okwangoku
UStephanie Ortiz
Cofa kuTwitter
10. Shake chocolate
Igqwetha Elilady
“Mna: Ndifuna ukungena esimeni. IiHubhu: ‘Yintoni incasa? Itshokholethi okanye ivanilla? Mna: Shape, ungangcangcazeli. Amahabhu: Ke..Me: Yitshokholethi ”
Cofa kuTwitter
11. Izintso ziyathengiswa
UStephanie Ortiz
"Ndiyayithanda loo nto intle yomtshato esiyenzayo apho sigqiba ekubeni sinoxanduva kwezemali ngokujonga iimali zethu kwaye sigqibe siphikisana ngokuba ngubani kuthi omele athengise izintso"Cofa kuTwitter
12. Amagama okugqibela
Yosh
“Mfazi: kutheni kukho izitya esinkini? Amazwi okugqibela konyana wam: kuba ungawenzanga.Cofa kuTwitter
13. Umlingo womfazi
UJames Breakwell
Cofa kuTwitter
14. Uhambo oluhle
Elle A. Rose
“Umyeni wam ubhidanise uhambo lwam 'lokutsala' kunye nesihlunu esitsalayo. Kumelwe ukuba ndiyaguga okanye i-knight yam kwizixhobo ezikhanyayo kufuneka ipholishe loo ndawo. (Ndihamba neyokugqibela) ”
Cofa kuTwitter
15. Ukwahluka kwezimvo
Emva kweBoyd
“Abantu abatshatileyo banemali abanokuyisebenzisa bengakhange baxoxe nabanye. Imayini ijikeleze i- $ 50. Umfazi wam ujikeleze i $ 643.27. Ngokucacileyo) ”
Cofa kuTwitter
16. Uvuyo lomtshato
Elisabeth
“Ewe, umtshato lixesha elimnandi kakhulu ukuba uyakonwabela ukuhlala negosa lakho leliparole”
Cofa kuTwitter
17. Uyazi
UJames Breakwell
“Me: Ow, nditsale umsipha emqolo. Umfazi: Njani? Mna: Umthambo onzima. Ndivuka ebhedini ”Cofa kuTwitter