Umxholo
- 1. Sukuyithatha buqu
- Cwangcisa eyakho imisebenzi "yexesha lam"
- 3. Joyina kumnandi!
- Ishedyuli ekhethekileyo "yexesha lesibini" lenu nobabini
- 5. Musa ukugcina amanqaku
Ke .... uSuku lweValentine luphelile, yintoni iholide elandelayo esijonge kuyo ukubhiyozela kunye nokuzonwabisa? Bamba, iiLeprechauns ... hayi ngokukhawuleza okukhulu !! Shukuma ngaphezulu koSuku lwePatty kancinci .... kuba ixubene no "Ndiphuze, ndinguIreland" ngu .... Matshi Madness !!
Ewe, kwabanye. Akunjalo kwakona. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ayililo lonke ilizwe eliye laxokozela ngenxa yempambano yento abayibiza ngokuba yi "Bracketology". Kodwa, kuninzi lwenu maqabane atshatileyo, iqabane lakho beliyekisa yimincili kunye nolindelo kwiveki ephelileyo (okanye ezimbini) malunga nengcebiso ezayo. Ingcebiso, kufuneka nditsho. Ingcebiso kwi-2 yeentsuku zokuqala ze-NCAA Basketball Tournament.
Stereo - TYP - ically ...(ugxininiso longezwa) ngamadoda, amadoda athi akhutshelwe ngaphandle ebomini - konke oko ayikokuphambana kuka-Matshi-ngeentsuku zokuqala zetonamenti. Ukungathethi ukuba thina bafazi asiyonwabeli nathi. Ndizalisa isibiyeli minyaka le. Kodwa, masibe yinyani ... amathuba angcono kukuba amanenekazi amaninzi kunamadoda aya kujonga amehlo malunga nokuqala kwemidlalo, kunye nefuthe elilandelayo kubudlelwane babo bothando. Amanye amadoda aya kude afike ngexesha elifanelekileyo lokucwangciswa kwe-vasectomy eyoyikisayo kunye netumente eqala engqondweni. Isizathu esikhulu sokuphoswa ngumsebenzi, ngehlazo elibizwa ngokuba yiVas Madness. Andidlali. [jonga "Snip and roll" kwi espn.com ebhalwe nguDavid Fleming, Matshi 24, 2014 okanye "Ngomhla kaMatshi Madness abalandeli, ixesha le-vasectomy yiyo yonke into" kwi cnn.com nguPaul Vercammen, Matshi 17, 2014]. Ayisiyiyo kuphela i-hubby yakho eya kuba ngaphandle kwekhomishini yemidlalo, uya kuba uzinyamekela iimfuno zakho zesondo kangangeeveki ezimbalwa ezilandelayo!
Ke, kumaqabane anganikezeli kubuhlanya obuthutha umfundi osekholejini obaleka ejikeleza iihupu zokudubula ngalo lonke uzuko olusongelwe kwisithsaba ... Ungabunyamezela njani ubugeza? Iingcebiso ezimbalwa ...
1. Sukuyithatha buqu
Yilento iyiyo. Oku AKUKHO. MALUNGA. Nina. Ngokwenyani, njengokuba ngamanye amaxesha sibona iikawusi ezimdaka phantsi okanye izinto ezityheli ezityheli kwisihlalo sangasese njengomyalezo [ubukhulu becala uthathwa ngokuba "ixesha lakho alinamsebenzi ... kutheni kufuneka ndicoce xa ndisazi ukuba uza kwenza njalo?"] Ku ngendlela engeyiyo ... unokuba ufunda ngakumbi kule tumente yehupula kunokuba kufanelekile. Ingqwalaselo yeqabane lakho ayizukujolisa kuwe. Ke ngoku?!
Cwangcisa eyakho imisebenzi "yexesha lam"
Ngomhla wobuphakama uMadness usenokuba lelona xesha lilungileyo losuku lwe-spa [okanye ezine ngokulandelelana], uhambo lokuya kuthenga, ukujija ngencwadi emnandi, ukubaleka kwe-gal-pal uye kwiitropiki, okanye ixesha elifanelekileyo lokuzinkcinkca- Bukela uthotho lwe-rom-com yeNetflix. Khulisa isithixokazi sakho sangaphakathi.
3. Joyina kumnandi!
Qhubeka, gcwalisa isibiyeli! Yenza ukubheja neqabane lakho ngaphambi kwetonamenti emva koko wonwabe ngayo! Inxalenye yempambano ivela kwiziphazamiso ezingalindelekanga kwitonamenti nangoko ... Unokubetha iqabane lakho. Kwaye, ukuba akunjalo ... hooray ngokuzama!
Ishedyuli ekhethekileyo "yexesha lesibini" lenu nobabini
Unokuzama ukuba nesibindi kwaye usebenze kwishedyuli yemidlalo. Oko bekutshiwo, isibini "ixesha lokulala esofeni" sinokubandakanya iqabane elinye [elinxibe ii-headphones] nge-iPad elungiselelwe iNetflix ngelixa elinye lingeniswe ngumdlalo kumabonwakude ... kodwa, hee .... ukuba imilenze yakho ichukumisa, oko kukudibanisa! Ukuba ngenene ungaphezulu kucwangciso lwakho, ke sele ulindele ukuba kwenzeke ezi veki zingaphambi kwexesha kwaye ulungiselele ukuchitha ixesha kunye ngeempelaveki eziphambi koMatshi. Ukuba akunjalo, kulungile, kuhlala kukho u-Epreli.
5. Musa ukugcina amanqaku
Ubudlelwane, imitshato ngokufanelekileyo ingama-50/50. Hah! Enjani intlekisa. Onke amaqabane ayazi ukuba ayikaze isebenze ngokulingana. Kodwa, kufanele ukuba ibe phakathi kwexesha. Konke malunga nokulingana ... Ngo-Matshi Madness, iibhotile zesiselo kunye neenkonkxa zinokuhamba zingasetyenziswanga ukuba ziphinde zisetyenziswe. Ukungenanto kweengxowa zeDorito ngekhe zifumane indlela yazo emgqomeni wenkunkuma ngexesha elifanelekileyo. Iimvuthuluka ziya kuwa phakathi kweesofa. Kwaye kuya kufuneka ukhumbuze iqabane lakho ukuba lihlambe. Kodwa, khumbula ukuba ubudlelwane bu malunga "nokunika kwaye uthathe" ...
Kubo bonke ubunzulu, ubudlelwane budinga umsebenzi. Umsebenzi onzima. Impilo esempilweni, ubudlelwane obunempumelelo buyachuma xa amaqabane esenza iinzame zokuzama ukusondela ebomini, kunye nemisebenzi eyimfuneko yokonwabela ubomi, njengentsebenziswano. Iziganeko ezinje ngo-Matshi Ukuhlanya azidali iingxaki zomtshato. Nangona kunjalo, izinto eziguqukayo ezidlalayo ngexesha leziganeko ezinje ziqaqambisa iipateni zobudlelwane ezigxile emtshatweni. Ukungavisisani malunga nokwahlulwa kwemisebenzi, inkcitho, okanye ulwabiwo lwexesha kunye namandla kuthanda ukubonisa iinkxalabo ezendeleyo. Ukuba ufumanisa ukuba uchaphazelekile ngokweemvakalelo lixesha kunye nengqwalaselo egxile kwizinto ezingaphandle kolwalamano, kunokuba ngumbono olungileyo ukucinga ngento ebonakala ngathi iyasebenza kwaye zeziphi iindawo kubudlelwane ezinokufuna i-TLC. Ukuchitha ixesha kwincoko malunga nolwalamano. Musa nje ukucwangcisa i-convo ngexesha lesine lokugqibela !!